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Dr-DukeJul 26, 2005 12:06pm

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GraceyJul 26, 2005 1:04pm
Ohhh, that would be much better than a "time out" chair!

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katJul 26, 2005 1:39pm
A smaller tank and you could make your own Bonsai Toddler.

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Dr-DukeJul 26, 2005 2:01pm
good point kat, but do you want to deal with all the whining and crying when you start in on the pruning and shaping?

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GraceyJul 26, 2005 4:04pm
I wonder if this would work like "turtle tanks" do... they will only grow to a comfortable size for their environment?! hehe

The Terminal Toddler Tank!

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katJul 26, 2005 9:45pm
I bet with some heavy gauge wire and duct tape you wouldn't have to prune a thing, just sort of tie it down (or up as the case may be) with wire and secure it with duct tape and by the time the kid's 16 or so, you'll have your very own crotchloaf in new, fun and interesting shapes. I wonder if I could make a kit? Hmmmm....

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Dr-DukeAug 5, 2005 6:12am
Throw in a small vial of mercury along with the kit. I hear it causes autism. You won't sell many Bonsai Toddler kits if they're always crying and talking.

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katAug 14, 2005 5:06am
Oh shit, I think I just peed a little Doc. That's hilarious!

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Dr-DukeSep 23, 2005 11:33am

Another alternative to paying for a baby sitter.

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GraceyOct 8, 2005 1:12pm
Abu Gradeschool


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